A lump of coal in the gem hall, compressing one night at a time.
Lumpo is a plain lump of coal filed by mistake into a museum's Hall of Precious Gems. Every night after closing he sits on his pedestal and holds, because he heard pressure makes diamonds. A tiny blue crystal has started poking out of his head. He is taking that as a yes.
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A sleepy curator mislabeled one plain lump of coal and set him in the Hall of Precious Gems, right between two sapphires. Visitors walked past him all day. The sapphires did not.
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After closing, the gems whispered that coal doesn't belong here. Lumpo had heard one fact in his life: pressure makes diamonds. So he wedged himself under the heaviest meteorite in the hall and simply refused to move, for weeks.
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One night, a tiny tink. A small ice-blue diamond had poked out of the top of his head. The night guard swung the big spotlight onto his pedestal, and now Lumpo gives the after-hours tour himself.
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Tour's over. His next pedestal is on-chain.
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